This is one of the reasons why I am glad our office administration makeup is small. We have private bathrooms. Two downstairs, two upstairs. Thankfully, we are spared the atrocities that come with multiple stall bathrooms in the workplace. I do not miss it one bit. I am sorry ole girl decided to lay her explosive burdens down next to you. That ain’t cool.

You just gave me my morning laugh. Thank you!

P.S. Medium should not choose tags. And, I should not be so quick to hit publish when mobile. Can’t we get anything right, Medium? Humor should have been the first tag, if any to pop up.